There’s no getting away from it: I am a hairy man.
But it seems my hair is more valuable than you would imagine.
When I grew this horror for Movember last year I raised a few hundred bucks.
And I have just come back from the Kickstart Forum at which folks paid nearly $1000 to see my back shaved.
I suspect now is the time to scuttle off and find your copy of Cryptonomicon and the passage about the significance of beards if you want to figure out why people are prepared to pay so much money for me to do silly things with my facial hair.