A PR I quite like has a new job and today sent me the compulsory “I’ve landed” email.
Here’s the exchange, neutered slightly to protect the identities of the innocent:
PR: I’ve landed at company X. If you have any inquiries about company X, don’t hesitate to get in touch
Me: (hoping and expecting it will be taken the right way) What’s company X?
PR: I’ll have to look up our FAQs and get back to you on that.