By now you know that Labor leader Kevin Rudd has a groovy website, Kevin07.
It’s quite impressive. The ALP has even mastered the dark arts of T-shirt quality, noting that its apparel is “… white, 185 gram, 100% cotton, pre-shrunk t-shirts.”
That’s the kind of detail I expect from a T-shirt shop, not a political party.
But enough of this stuff. What really hits me between the eyes about this site is that Kevin Rudd’s name is, well, Kevin.
Say it a lot. Kevin. Kevin.Kevin.Kevin.Kevin.Kevin.
It doesn’t sound very statesmanlike after a while, does it?
IMHO I think Kevins are bruising full forwards, truck drivers with hairy backs and bacon stains on their blue singlets and the like.
Not well-groomed smartypantses.
It makes me wonder if I can actually bring myself to vote for a bloke called Kevin.
Kevin … Kevin …. see the problem?